May 2012
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Airbrush! What have you done with my father? Why does he look like a carving? How do I live in the present? I make my own density? And Ah-Ah-Ah! Who did your Photoshop handsome? You ready for reincarnation? Gotta come back as something organic, Or come back as something else!
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I swear
If there is anything worth going to prison for, it’s beating a traffic warden within an inch of their lives with a bat wrapped in rusty barbed wire, pouring pure lemon juice all over them and watching them die, in front of their entire families. Fucking scum bags.
“How happy can you be when you think every action and thought is being monitored...”
– Dan Barker (via lmaoatheist)
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I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
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I think I'm on my period.
I’m male, but still, everything seems to be pissing me off over the last few days and all I want to do is be on my own. Oh well, at least i’m not bleeding.
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